Firstly i would like to thank godlike koroe for his sudden entry about 1/10 of my life. Surely, he knows me well just because he is a godlike creature with all this superpower and stuffs, a man with more than enough aura wipe to out a civilization, the bunians have learn their lesson if you know what i meant. If you don't have guts, please, don't make him stare at you or else be prepared to met grim reaper that will separates your body in half. Anyway,enough of that for now, I'll be dealing with him later on.
It has been a week since i got here and there is another month to go till the new terms starts. My first week here however, is ruined by some idiot who apparently, don't know how to fucking drive. Here's some of them from my past experience.
Old Pak Cik Wearing Kopiah
Actually, I dunno why but if I saw a pakcik driving retardly, that pak cik will sure be wearing a kopiah, I dunno why, is it a stereotype? I don't think so,but so far I've never saw a pak cik with kopiah on his head driving in the left lane of a 2 laned road. They always tends to drive in the right lane. I don't mind if their speed is like 140km/h, but tailing a 60km/h moving shit while there is a 60km/h car on the left side will surely triggered some foulmouthedmiddlefinger scenes.
Ladies(and some gents)
We all know the some ladies drive like they have a vibrating dildo stuck up their ass. Driving at night with no head light and tail lights? C'mon...don't you ladies ever looked at your speedometer? I mean seriously, how the hell can you forgot to switch on the lights while driving all the way from mydin till your home? Unless you're being fingered by your husband/bf or yourself. LOL
Rich Bastards
Who can identify them with ease, BMW, Mercedes, big bulky car , you know, they usually own luxurious cars sadly their driving skills doesn't cope with the cars. From my POV, they were pigs who just learn how to drive. This become worse if this rich bastards happen to be a lady, plus, she happens to be he's wife. A slutty pigs who drive a luxurious bulky car can really fuck up my day.
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Watching an old slutty bitch raging inside their metal cage is good for your health rather than ramming through their car.
Only 3?? Meh...I thought there were more. Stumbling upon these kind of people on the road can sometimes turned me into one of them. Hurmm..maybe I should have added myself in the list. Oh well, i guess it is too late now, it's already been published. Hahahaha...
About a month or two ago, I've posted something about our favorite nasyeed singer, you guessed it, Maher Zain. Just now, i stumbled upon a blog that say MZ is a freemason. Yay. Haha.
Here's the entry;-
Unit 306 New Loom House
101 Back Church Lane
London
E1 1LU
UK
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Mengapa perkara ini mesti difikirkan atau diambil berat oleh umat Islam:
- kebanyakan unsur-unsur freemanson/kristian/yahudi/dajal telah diselitkan melalui lagu atau hiburan di serata dunia
- artis-artis dunia dan tempatan telah dijadikan medium atau channel untuk menyampaikan atau mengembangkan dana ekonomi yang boleh menghancurkan Islam sendiri
- Sebagai contoh, Anugerah Juara Lagu, iklan raya, filem hollywood semuanya berasaskan perkara yang boleh menyesatkan dan merosakkan pemikiran umat Islam terutamanya golongan muda masa kini
I stoled this from Episodbaru. This is just a webcache, meaning that this article may have been deleted or changed.
I LOLed when i read this. Here's my point
- The logo thingy, just like the others has expected , finally a conspiracy theorist blogged that.
- Hujan, the illuminati based artist in Malaysia, everyone knew that. LOL
- The street name part, what the hell? sigh~
- Bullshit
- I rest my case
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